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Mrs.Santa was unhappy in her marriage, she felt her husband had stagnated in his job.
Santa ws applying 2 BSchool nd wantd 2go2Japan 2eat Sushi w/JapaneseSushiClub in Dec. When wd he delivr prezies?
Santa was being a naughty boy
Dosing all the childrens cookies with LSD while listening to RATM.
At the start of winter, the elves donned their elf-bikinis and made a beeline for South East Asia.
And because of all these incidents, we now celebrate Christmas in July.