The meteor crashed and all the oompa loompa's jumped out of the way.
One of the oompa's whipped out a machine gun and sprayed away, killing all the others, except one pretty lady
The damsel in distress looked around but found no one, until she bumped into a hairy beast.
He turned to her as he removed his jetpack and screamed "I am here baby, let's do this".
The baby started crying. It wasn't her jetpacking papa she needed. But her mama.
Unfortunately, papa had accidentally killed mama when he sprayed machine gun fire around him.