Six Authors, Six Tweets, One Story  
"Where are you Tulu?" she screamed. The sound echoing in the distance.
"How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you" asked Tulu,walking in.
"One does not simply tell someone that you want them naked on top of you", the sound grew closer
"One simply removes all clothing and hopes for the best," notes Tulu as he removes his left shoe
A little, crumpled up note falls out of the shoe. Tulu picks it up and begins to read it aloud...
"I am totes cray for farts"